“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
When you’re late but still have your phone on standby.
“When you try to high‑five your friend but they’re a ghost.”
Ghost‑ed in the middle of a handshake.
“Coffee: The liquid that keeps me from spilling my coffee.”
Because coffee is basically a life‑support system.
“That moment when you finally get to the top of the stairs.”
Victory feels like reaching the top of a mountain… or a hallway.
“When you drop your phone and it’s still on.”
Proof that some things never die.
“When the dog’s joke is better than yours.”
Who needs human comedians when you have a canine comedy club?
“When your cat says ‘I’m sleeping’ and you’re still on your laptop.”
It’s a cat‑and‑human partnership.