I’m reading a book on anti‑gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I would avoid the pizza that’s already been through the oven—it's a “crust” situation.