When you realize it's Monday
That face when you see your food
That moment you forget to mute
Calculus: the math of the gods… and headaches
He says "I love you" – you say "I love pizza"
"I can see the future" – in 2010
When the DJ plays the same track 3 times
Expectation vs Reality: The Build
Dad: "I’ll be on the phone in 5 minutes"
2024: Still waiting for the pizza delivery
