Here are some fresh jokes
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together. -
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two‑tired!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frostbite.