“Such wow, very money.”
Because every doge has that one friend who can’t resist a good bargain.
“Reject everything but the best.”
When your fridge has less than 3 items left.
“I had fun once. It was awful.”
Life advice for the cynics.
“Wait, what did I just do?”
When you realize you’ve been watching memes for hours.
“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just… deep.”
Cat level procrastination at its finest.
“I did it again!”
That feeling when your coffee finally tastes like coffee.
“We’re all in this together.”
Because every keyboard crash needs a soundtrack.
“You did not just… eat that.”
When you’re trying to keep your dog’s diet in check.