Item #3 – Quantum Umbrella
Quantum Umbrella
A revolutionary umbrella that can deflect both rain and laser beams. Comes in three quantum states: Rain, Shine, and Photon‑Deflect. The umbrella is built with graphene‑infused polymer and quantum‑computing control.
- Weight: 0.8 kg
- Dimensions: 90 cm tall when unfolded
- Material: Graphene composite, nano‑silicon lattice
- Price: $1,499.99 (plus quantum tax)
- Warranty: 2‑year quantum warranty
- Availability: In stock – ready to ship in 3–5 days
Reviews
Jane D. – ★★★★☆ “Took it to the beach; it actually turned the sun into a gentle breeze. Love the sleek design!”
Mark S. – ★★★★★ “I tried to shoot a laser at it—no luck. The umbrella's quantum shield works like a charm.”